-- Lew WelchWhenever I have a day off, I write a new poem.Does this mean you shouldn’t work, or that youwrite best on your day off?For example, this is the poem I wrote today.*When he was 20, he understood some of the secrets oflife, and undertook to write them down so simply thateven an idiot could understand.“For,” he reasoned, “if I can’t do that, I don’tunderstand it myself.”He proved himself right.When he was 50, he didn’t understand it himself.*“Why is it,” he said, “that no matter what you say,a woman always takes it personally?”“I never do,” she said.*John said, “Then I met that short fat guy with theneat little beard, with a name like dawn.”“You mean George Abend?”“Yeah.”“Abend means evening.”*
2023-11-25
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